Who are you?

A simple band of bad artists, humorless jokesters and shameless con-persons.

Why are you doing this?

We've been staring at Jesus Fish and Darwin Fish and IXOYE Fish and Truth Fish for so long now, I guess our minds started to wander into more absurd realms. We (and few others) think it's funny.

Do you know some cool links?

Sure!

Many of our fonts and symbols come from Divide by Zero.

Political commentary? Try Bartcop.

More interesting than we'll ever be? Check out The Chuch of the Subgenius.

Religious buffoonery? Try Landover Baptist. You might like some of their wares.

Earnest religious buffonery? Try CAPAlert. Those guys are precious.

Put perspective on your politics at: The Political Compass.

Do you hate Christians?

No. We don't hate anybody. On the subject of Christians in general, we are neutral. We could probably make up a list of "Christians that Annoy Us" and of "Christians that we Admire," but we don't really want to get dragged into that debate here. Well, maybe we do.

How about this: Send us a list of your most annoying and admired Christians and if we agree with you, we'll post it on the site. Click above on "Watch Man".

Do you hate Jesus?

No. We have nothing against the dude. Think of us more as ribbing between friends. Here's an example:

Jesus and Herb are sitting on the couch, watching the game, sucking down cans of Schlitz™. Jesus says to Herb "Hey, Herb! Where were you last night?"

To which Herb replies, "Oh I was up all night with Joe."

"Joe, who?" asks Jesus.

"Joe mama!" exclaims Herb.

Smiling goodnaturedly, Jesus replies, "Awww Herb, you're my best friend. Prick."

Is Jesus really your friend?

Yes, we play tennis on Tuesdays.

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