Welcome, traveling Heathen!

We're in the business of mocking and shocking the worshippers of religious symbolism. We've created symbols of our own that we think are much more interesting.

Are you offended by images of religious symbols engaged in impure behavior?

No? Click on "Testicle Man" to browse our catalogue.

Click on "Watch Man" to report any epiphany.

** Send us a photo of one of our symbols doing it's disturbing duty in the real world! We'll throw you a complementary replacement ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! **

March 1, 2003 11:45am

It's been a while kids, but GYJT is being updated again. Look out for some new products popping up in the near future. To kick off our return to activity, lets introduce a new feature:

Reader mail of a recent unspecified time period!!!

In a recent unspecified time period, George writes:

My name is George. In reference to your website which by accident I found it' lots of flaws as your intention to give yourselves importance that GOD or Jesus does not rest upon NON-believers. Jesus in St.Mark makes it clear in several references of his intention to die for those chosen by his father (GOD) to believe in him and for those coming from their descendents. If you and/or your organization do not believe in Jesus, don't! If I did not believe in someone I would not reference that someone and by no means make a web site against someone I do not beleive in.
Pleae use more cognition.
George

George, thanks for writing. We'll agree to use more cognition if you agree to use more grammar.

In all seriousness folks, please read the FAQ before writing.

August 7, 2003 3:10pm

So we've received a bunch of emails expressing concern over the high prices of our stickers. Believe me, we're not in this to get rich, CafePress charges us $2.99 for each sticker. We're more interested in mass distribution. It's an ego thing. Ahh, to be an eccentric millionaire. . .

Flat out, here's the issue: at our volumes, it would be a difficult investment to leave CafePress and get the stickers made in bulk, not counting the costs to set up a real shopping cart system and a real order fulfillment system, etc.

What to do? Ask for non-divine guidance.

Email us and let us know your thoughts on these topics:

1) Which sticker is your favourite? If you had to pick just one to buy, which one would it be?

2) What do you think about charging $1.50 per sticker, plus S+H?

3) Would you be interested in buying in bulk?

4) Do you have any ideas on getting around the logistical nightmares that discussed above?

So hey, let us know! God won't smile on you, but we sure will.

-=The Fishmonger=